Folks, it seems like just three weeks ago we were all sad because there were no sports on TV and life was miserable because of that. I’ll never forget those cold and lonely nights where I spent countless hours each day missing sports and wanting them back.
Fast forward to this moment, I feel like I’m in some sort of sports nirvana. Sports are literally on from noon every day until 1:30am every night and it’s amazing. Today alone we have six NHL games, six NBA games, and an almost full slate of baseball. This is literally 24/7 March Madness and I’m here for every second of it.
I feel like the 4.5 months without sports was like going through a long distance relationship. Long distance relationships are weird because you don’t see someone for a while but then when you do see that person all you wanna do is spend time with them.
That’s how I feel about sports. We’re making up for lost time and it literally feels like my soul is complete again.
I don’t want to do anything except watch sports. I don’t want to see my friends. I have no use for being social. I have no desire to attempt impress any women. I couldn’t care less about working out or staying active. All I want to do is sit on my couch and enjoy the beauty that is live sports on TV.
I know that one day it will end and we will have to go back to having sports just at night but I’m going to soak every second of this in. This is the closest thing to heaven on earth that we will likely ever get.