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One Sentence For Every NFL Team After Week 1

For every week we would like to introduce a 1-sentence summary of feelings around the league as we all watched the opening week of football!

Without further ado:

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Dallas Cowboys: Good to see you back Dak!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: They were who we thought they were.

Seattle Seahawks: Team 3 starts strong again, but we’ve seen this before!

Indianapolis Colts: Wentz is still standing, this is a win!

Jacksonville Jaguars: Will this be fastest return to college football by a head coach?

Houston Texans: Good for you Tyrod Taylor!

Los Angeles Chargers: … Almost lost this game multiple times!

Washington Football Team: Taylor Heinicke puts up another impressive fight!

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Philadelphia Eagles: No one expected this many points, very impressive.

Atlanta Falcons: ATLeast put up a fight.

Pittsburgh Steelers: Do the Steelers have a secondary again?!

Buffalo Bills: You guys lost a LOT of people a LOT of money.

San Francisco 49ers: Deebo Samuel could do no wrong.

Detroit Lions: Jared Goff’s shoulder is sore today.

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Minnesota Vikings: Such a close comeback!

Cincinnati Bengals: Was Ja’Marr Chase sandbagging all training camp?

New York Jets: At least Zach Wilson looked decent.

Carolina Panthers: Sloppy game but Sam Darnold got his revenge.

Arizona Cardinals: Sack-cessful day for Chandler Jones

Tennessee Titans: Not sure what happened here..?

Cleveland Browns: I have a feeling we will see a rematch in the playoffs.

Kansas City Chiefs: Mahomes is just too magical to ever count out.

Miami Dolphins: Waddle and Tua back together proves to be an edge.

New England Patriots: Despite a 1 point loss, Mac Jones looked like the better Alabama product.

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Denver Broncos: Good for you Teddy Two Gloves, you deserve this shot.

New York Giants: “Surprise, surprise” -No Giants fan ever.

Green Bay Packers: Was this a product of not getting Rodgers in the building sooner?

New Orleans Saints: How much does LASIK eye surgery cost, asking for a friend.

Chicago Bears: I don’t know who’s idea it was to put you guys in the first SNF game.

Los Angeles Rams: Even Lions fans are happy for Matt Stafford.

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Baltimore Ravens: Lamar is still incredible.

Las Vegas Raiders: Maxx Crosby was the best defender all weekend not named Chandler Jones.

We would be remiss if we didn’t give an honorable mention to the Manning Monday Night Football football crew.

Watching that broadcast was incredible to hear Peyton break down every single movement as it was happening in real time. Very well done!

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